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I suck!
And now you have proof. If you ever wanted to make a case for my suckage, I am going to give you all the material you will ever need. Since, for SO many reasons, my mere presence should be intolerable to all that is good in this world I thought I would make it easy on everyone by publishing a clear and concise list of just why I suck. Below is a public display of my debaucheries and base lifestyle. My lack of respect for myself and the world around me will become evident to all who read on, demonstrating clearly my lack of worthiness to go on cohabiting this planet with you. There are many reasons why I suck.
Herein lie the reasons Mike sucks. Enter if you want, personally I advise against it.
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