Reason Number 5 - I’m desperate for attention. Anyone who has talked to me knows that I can't hear myself talk enough. I can’t get enough attention, and as a result, I want everyone to know just how to get a hold of me.  Here is my desperate plea for affection...

E-mail me at: yousuck@mike-sucks.com

I check my mail often enough, and if you are writing me about this web site, put YOU SUCK in the subject so I don't assume it’s Spam.

If you want to call me... Oh who am I kidding...